I heard this on the way to work this morning. Luckily, you can read it online because it is DAMN FUNNY.
Month: June 2005
Paging Macaulay Culkin…
Please send your big sister an email 🙂 (Yes, I am too lazy to pick up the phone. What of it?)
Another stupid Q&A post
Q: Work any better? A: Yeah, but the temp is back. Q: How are the dogs? A: Shhh, they’re sleeping on the couch. Q: So, did you get everything done on Saturday? A: Yes! In fact, I did. I went to the bank and they were very helpful and quick and the jewerly store was…
So, anyway…
Check this out: 2005 Time Magazine Best Websites And also, a new blog, written by my friend Julie: Julie’s Blog Frankly, I think Time Magazine needs to remember us for their 2006 list. Ha ha.
Ever been lost with a man who won’t ask for directions?
Ever had it happen on a BOAT? Despite getting very lost, we had a great time on our rented boat today. We picked it up about 10 AM and dropped it off about 4:45. (We had to have it back to them by 5). We were lost and in varying degrees of frantic from about…
what really happened…
Slacked off for at least 12 million hours. Colored hair. Doesn’t look bad. Sooner or later went to bed. Woke up around 3 AM when Gene walked in the front door, setting off the alarm. YEA! Gene is home, hooray! and now it’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIDAY. wooohooo. Plans: 1) Go to bank 2) Go to jewelry store…
Just sittin’ here…
watching the last 15 of Lost in Translation. Like Love, Actually, Lost in Translation is another movie where I mostly like to watch the last few minutes. I never knew Tom Hanks was so good looking. No, not Tom Hanks. Jim someone. Belushi? No, not Jim…Bill Murray. That’s it. We watched the start of Stripes…
I gave THIS up to do payroll last week?
What was I THINKING???? Anyway, work is going badly. Apparently my boss is bad mouthing me to the HR director (my old boss) and the controller. Initially, this really, really pissed me off, but as I made the drive to Barkin Buddies after work I realized that hopefully she was just going to them for…
Whoa!
Okay, this is contrary to everything I know (if I wasn’t afraid of Scary Scientologists bugging my house), but you have to check out this ‘blog. Funny funny funny!
What a difference some time makes…
1) Happy Father’s Day Daddy! 2) Anyway, Gene cleaned up the kitchen and did a very good job. He even got the cheese dip cement out of my nice Pyrex bowl. I told him it would be cheaper to just accidentally throw it away but he refused. Good man! 3) Not sure when he’s going…