So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene.
“Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.”
“Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!”
“Watch out, he might win that one.”
“I don’t think he wants to be Cheesecake City Dogcatcher!”
“Maybe, but then he’ll have to come here to meet the loony voter(s) who voted him in as dogcatcher and then I can get him to autograph my Stephen Colbert Doritos.”*
(*not likely because I tend to eat the Doritos and then huff the yummy leftover cheese dust)