Did I tell you all that I was going to go be co-Governor of Illinois? Stefania, my coworker and former boss, and I were going to go run Illinois after Governor Blagoveich was ousted. Our theory was that we couldn’t do worse than him, right? We had big plans! We were going to work one day a week and spend the rest of the time with puppies. And Fridays were going to be Crazy Pants days in the office. (Fridays were going to be the day we worked, obviously).
It turns out that Illinois has a Lt. Governor. Oh well.