Dear Facebook…

The next time you choose to upgrade your site, please include a “STFU” button. I like hearing about what is going on in my friends lives, but I do not like hearing about the 10,000 quizzes they took (“What Soda Flavor Are You?”, “Which Punctuation Mark Are You?”) while watching Law & Order one night. 

Your Friend,


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