Things I have done today:
1) Preheated oven. With an entire plastic wrapped pan of Nuts & Bolts still inside. Sooo glad I didn’t mummify the Nuts & Bolts and just covered loosely. (For the record, they were in the oven to keep them safe while the cleaning lady was here yesterday).
2) Freaked out when I realized exactly what that smell was and turned off oven.
3) Put entire pan of chocolate chip cookie bars in oven and set timer.
4) Was shocked to figure out that the cookie bars did not bake, worried that oven had broken.
5) Realized I did not turn the oven back on.