I’m having one of those moments where I wish we still used credit cards because I would go crazy buying things that I want and may or may not actually need. Cute boots (Elaine, but you don’t WEAR boots, you idiot!), goorrrrgeous handbag (Elaine, you need another purse like you need a hole in your damn head). Is there anything more ridiculous than the idea of me with $200 boots, an (gulp) $800 purse, ill-fitting pants with wonky zipper and a pilly $7 Old Navy t-shirt? No!
Bah. I’m going to go move laundry around and get the hell away from the twin demons of Shoebuy and Bag Borrow or Steal. I should probably disconnect the internet altogether and hide my cell phone. And debit card. And car keys.
Ahhhhh….seeeee! Welcome to my world! And yet yee poke fun! NOT so funny when you are plagued with the ailment huh? At least you are NOT alone in fighting the urge. BTW I still need to see the UGG (cough cough) boots you acquired. I think you should sport them on our next pedi appointment!