So, I believe I have said before that I say at least one crazy ass thing per day at work.
Thursday, the Vatican elected the new Pope. My manager said the new Pope’s from Argentina. I stood up, waved my arms over my head and said “I’M THE NEW POPE-A!”
I may or may not have suggested my colleagues kiss my ring.
Yes, I was sober.
I mean, I COULD have been elected Pope. My alma mater are the Ball State Cardinals…I was a Cardinal!