The Cheesecake is Rich

The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She’ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can’t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh.

(ah, yes, laineyd.com – vapid as always)

ETA: If I hide the phone in the freezer will that break it?

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