The Cheesecake is Rich

(who knew?) So, today I saw four doctors. Actually, three doctors and a dentist. Therefore, my day went like this: 7:45 AM: “Brush your gums more!” (I haven’t had the heart to tell my dentist that we should all just be pleased that I make it out of bed in the morning and that any [...]

So we are going to the reproductive endocrinologist’s office next Friday at 2. So scared. Right after that (yes, I am a master planner) we meet with the doctor handling Gene’s end of things. And to add the dentist that morning. Yea siree bob. (Plus, Gene goes to the dentist at the end of October) [...]

(www.dlisted.com has a tag for his baby-related posts called “BABIES!”, so the title is copying him). So, one piece of really good news: I am going to be an aunt. My little brother (Macauley/Bill) and his wife Michelle are going to have a baaaaaby!!! That is exactly all that I know but I intend to [...]

“People go just where they will I never noticed them until I got this feeling that it’s later than it seems” So, I am generally – and by generally, I mean since I was 12 years old – a fan of Don Henley. However, lately – and by lately, I mean in the last few [...]

???? !!!!! ?!?!?!?! Thank heavens for Facebook. And for a husband who is far, far better at empathy than his wife. (And wasn’t mad when we overslept this morning, whoops).

WTF is this??? On what planet is this acceptable parenting?? (On what planet does this a-hole get to procreate???) Fine, call me bitter. Edited to add: Ha, the link above has been removed. And perhaps the parent who put a condom on his/her (duh, HIS) baby’s head has been taken out and shot. Final edit: [...]

So, did I tell you that Gene and I babysat Saturday night? Highlights (in no particular order): 1) About a half hour in, the baby (2 months old) cries. And cries. And criiiies. Gene decides she needs a diaper change and hands her over (would he have done that if she were a he? not [...]

Home from our trip to MD to visit the newborn and the oldborn. (HELD BABY. WANT BABY. NOW NOW NOW) Anyway, I came home alone as Gene is spending the week in NJ. I have so many things to do! 1) Eat something besides donuts and M&Ms 2) Catch up on Facebook. (Huh? Facebook gets [...]

So I saw Dr. P Monday. First of all, ob/gyn offices should have two waiting rooms: one for the Knocked Up and one for the Not Knocked, because sitting there surrounded by gestating ladies just makes me sad. Anyway. Dr. P clearly has his head up his own ass. He complimented me on losing weight* [...]

(Eeeew, peeps are so gross) How are you? I am fine. I am sorry for the lack of posting…unless you read the blog when I had a new post up a few days ago that I later saved again as a draft, in which case I assure you I am fine. I miss television. Yeah, [...]