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March 19, 2011

Gonzaga, I luvs ya…

Whoops. Okay okay okay. It turns out my earlier post where I roasted poor Gonzaga over the coals for getting beaten by St. Johns was incorrect. (Well, not about the only one choice for a major part; that part is 100% true). It turns out that Gonzaga actually won the game but that I neglected [...]

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March 18, 2011

The 2011 Dead to Me list…

So, March Madness has started and as in years past, I am following the goings on as only someone with the barest understanding of WTF is going on can. First, thanks Louisville for totally effing up my Sweet 16. Break my heart, why don’t you? I mean, Morehead State? WTF?? And Vanderbilt, don’t think that [...]

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February 24, 2011

Dear J.Jill.com…

please put that pretty “blue marled sweater” (don’t you mean “Marbled”?) on sale so I can buy it before Cheesecake City’s winter is entirely gone. All My Love, LaineyD PS: Please hurry as I am already mostly wearing t-shirts during the day.

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February 6, 2011

From inside my head…

(For the record, a number of these “thoughts” have popped up this weekend while I’ve been dozing in bed as I have been sick since, let’s say Friday night) 1) I need $1000 for a purse. Where do I get $1000? 2) I bet that textbooks that were used by students in the former Soviet [...]

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November 28, 2010

Note to self:

Elaine, You live in the South. The weather is 49 degrees right now. You do not need boots, no matter how cute they are. Furthermore, you bought shoes on Friday. Back away from the internet!!

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November 27, 2010

Hijack

Clearly the blog was hijacked last night. Apologies. Signed, Management PS – I don’t know what the blog hijacker meant by “Rum puts the ummm in yummm”, but it’s true.

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November 13, 2010

Dear Coach…

Back in 1999 or 2000, I took my last “big” paycheck from when I worked for Toysrus.com and spent it on a brown Coach purse. Gene encouraged me to also buy a simple brown Coach key fob to go with it. The purse has been replaced, the key fob remains…until recently when I realized it [...]

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October 23, 2010

The crazy

Uhoh. I think the crazy is seeping in again. Let me start this story over (lest my family consider having me committed): So (and that’s better already, that I’m starting this wacky tale with “So”), Rite-Aid stores here have these machines outside of them called the Pepsi Dream Machine. Basically, they are gigantic machines that [...]

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July 7, 2010

Warsher

So, the washing machine has been acting weird the last couple months. The gizmo inside of it that knows when the water is cold no longer functions (well, or something like that). So, no water comes out. Yay. (Wait, water’s necessary to wash clothes? Boo, then). Anyway, until Monday the water would eventually come out [...]

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June 29, 2010

Dilemna

Yes, I know how to spell* D-I-L-E-M-M-A. About 40% of the time on Babycenter the word gets misspelled as “dilemna” and it always makes me cringe. Where do these dingbats get an “N” sound??? So anyway, I have a dilemma. At my new job, I will have 2 weeks of vacation a year (plus sick [...]

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