The Cheesecake is Rich

What the FUCK was THAT?
(Hey, look, a post NOT about W-2s or babies!)

Just as I thought, the tally of pregnancies is now up to 4, with a total # of expected babies up to 5 (WOW!). I am so happy for all of you

So, everyone on Facebook has set their status to be colors or patterns. Blue, red and black plaid (HI BRANDY!), etc.
Am I safe to assume that they are saying what color underwear they have on?

So.
I was very good and did not spend ANY money on Black Friday (it helps that I was working from 9-5, so I didn’t even think of trying midnight shopping again).
(Not that I would have, actually, as Gene made it clear that he did midnight shopping once and would never do it again).
Black Saturday, however…
As [...]

EEEEEW.

(heh heh, chest)
So if I had a billion dollars I would buy Facebook so I could make the following rule:
“Profile pictures must be of a person and not your cats, cars, or adorable twin babies. Your cat and babies sure look cute but eventually you’ll end up under ‘Suggestions’ with the caption ‘you and Bob [...]

Go Mom!
Mom was the big winner on Sploofus a few days ago for the daily “Who the Heck Am I?” quiz. She got the answer right before anyone else.
Yay!!!

WTF is this??? On what planet is this acceptable parenting?? (On what planet does this a-hole get to procreate???)
Fine, call me bitter.
Edited to add: Ha, the link above has been removed. And perhaps the parent who put a condom on his/her (duh, HIS) baby’s head has been taken out and shot.
Final edit: Supposedly it was [...]

Every time I see this picture, I think, “Has Wilson Phillips reunited?”
(I told you. I am a terrible person who deserves neither nice friends nor nice things).

Everytime someone suggests to me that the internet has brought nothing to the world but extra easily obtainable por.nography and a zillion shitty blogs like mine, something like this comes along and I can PROVE THEM WRONG. Ha ha!
But speaking of Total Eclipse of the Heart… Gene loves this song and will always sing along [...]