The Cheesecake is Rich

Go Mom! Mom was the big winner on Sploofus a few days ago for the daily “Who the Heck Am I?” quiz. She got the answer right before anyone else. Yay!!!

WTF is this??? On what planet is this acceptable parenting?? (On what planet does this a-hole get to procreate???) Fine, call me bitter. Edited to add: Ha, the link above has been removed. And perhaps the parent who put a condom on his/her (duh, HIS) baby’s head has been taken out and shot. Final edit: [...]

Every time I see this picture, I think, “Has Wilson Phillips reunited?” (I told you. I am a terrible person who deserves neither nice friends nor nice things).

Everytime someone suggests to me that the internet has brought nothing to the world but extra easily obtainable por.nography and a zillion shitty blogs like mine, something like this comes along and I can PROVE THEM WRONG. Ha ha! But speaking of Total Eclipse of the Heart… Gene loves this song and will always sing [...]

The next time you choose to upgrade your site, please include a “STFU” button. I like hearing about what is going on in my friends lives, but I do not like hearing about the 10,000 quizzes they took (“What Soda Flavor Are You?”, “Which Punctuation Mark Are You?”) while watching Law & Order one night.  [...]

Reason #171 I feel like playing in traffic sometimes ETA: the URL title includes the F bomb, surf at your own risk. ETAA: Okay, so the site above is somewhere between mean and deeply mean spirited. Did I ever claim to be the nicest girl on the block? (well, at work I claim to be [...]

Apparently I haven’t written anything in nine days. Sorry. Gene’s home from NJ, supposedly for good. Mom arrives for a 4 day weekend o’ fun tomorrow at noonish. Work is fine, a little stressful. I haven’t taken more than 2 or 3 real lunch hours in weeks. At the rate I’m going, the Target store [...]

Ten Year Old Divorcee What a terrible thing, marrying off your 10 year old daughter. What a terrible thing, marrying a 10 year old little girl. What a wonderful thing the judge did by granting the little girl a divorce, a way out of the horror that was her “marriage.” Seriously, read the story at [...]

Woohoo!!! Scorched earth* theory works again! (that is, renaming my old database laineyd3 and then recreating it all again). Looks like the only thing to get lost was that stupid design that I hated anyway. Maybe I’ll stay plain a little while. Hooray!

Again, someone got here by Googling “Cheesecake carry on.” I can’t imagine why people are Googling this, but whatever. Back in the day (pre 9/11) I used to see people carrying on all kinds of food (whole lobsters, etc) and I dragged a ton of candy through four airports on the way home from KL [...]