The Cheesecake is Rich

So, I just read about this interesting idea elsewhere on the Internet where some people are writing letters to the 20 year old version of themselves. I am also avoiding going to bed even though I have to get up at 6 and told Gene I’d come to bed an hour ago. Therefore, I give [...]

So, I have an early W-2 season funny story for you: There is a former employee of my employer. We will call him Senor Dumbass or SD for short. He has a wife/girlfriend/fiancee, Senora Dumbass or Mrs. SD. For the record, SD no longer works for us because he failed a very important test (puff, [...]

Really? You thought you were supposed to get a $29k tip? Really? Dumb!!!

wants me to post more. Can I convince her that this is a bad plan? Let’s find out. (I can’t wait to go to Indiana again – this time next month I’ll be there!! Yay!) So I was driving to Blockbuster and talking to Mom about the no cable television thing and I point out [...]

Everytime someone suggests to me that the internet has brought nothing to the world but extra easily obtainable por.nography and a zillion shitty blogs like mine, something like this comes along and I can PROVE THEM WRONG. Ha ha! But speaking of Total Eclipse of the Heart… Gene loves this song and will always sing [...]

So… tomorrow is April Fools Day. And a certain husband of mine sure loooooves to “get” me on April Fools. I wonder what he has planned? The good news is that I think he forgot about it until this evening. I told the girls at work that if his idea for April Fools is to [...]

So, I just figured out today that since I’m the only one at home who drinks soda, that I can drink directly from the two-liters I bought today at the store. Now to find a big enough straw. (I could have titled this post “Perhaps I’m turning into a man”) (Don’t worry, Mom, I’ll straighten [...]

Pretty funny…

Woohoo!!! Scorched earth* theory works again! (that is, renaming my old database laineyd3 and then recreating it all again). Looks like the only thing to get lost was that stupid design that I hated anyway. Maybe I’ll stay plain a little while. Hooray!

So someone apparently got here by searching for “cheesecake carry-on luggage.” Why, oh, WHY did I not think of that when I was packing for my trip? I could have packed a cheesecake. Maybe next time. (Actually, I bet that security would have really wrestled me to the ground if I was packing baked goods… [...]