So, I have an early W-2 season funny story for you:
There is a former employee of my employer. We will call him Senor Dumbass or SD for short. He has a wife/girlfriend/fiancee, Senora Dumbass or Mrs. SD. For the record, SD no longer works for us because he failed a very important test (puff, puff).
I [...]
Really? You thought you were supposed to get a $29k tip? Really? Dumb!!!
» Read the rest of this entry ...wants me to post more. Can I convince her that this is a bad plan? Let’s find out.
(I can’t wait to go to Indiana again – this time next month I’ll be there!! Yay!)
So I was driving to Blockbuster and talking to Mom about the no cable television thing and I point out to her [...]
Everytime someone suggests to me that the internet has brought nothing to the world but extra easily obtainable por.nography and a zillion shitty blogs like mine, something like this comes along and I can PROVE THEM WRONG. Ha ha!
But speaking of Total Eclipse of the Heart… Gene loves this song and will always sing along [...]
So… tomorrow is April Fools Day. And a certain husband of mine sure loooooves to “get” me on April Fools. I wonder what he has planned? The good news is that I think he forgot about it until this evening. I told the girls at work that if his idea for April Fools is to [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So, I just figured out today that since I’m the only one at home who drinks soda, that I can drink directly from the two-liters I bought today at the store. Now to find a big enough straw.
(I could have titled this post “Perhaps I’m turning into a man”)
(Don’t worry, Mom, I’ll straighten up before [...]
Pretty funny…
» Read the rest of this entry ...Woohoo!!! Scorched earth* theory works again!
(that is, renaming my old database laineyd3 and then recreating it all again).
Looks like the only thing to get lost was that stupid design that I hated anyway. Maybe I’ll stay plain a little while.
Hooray!
So someone apparently got here by searching for “cheesecake carry-on luggage.”
Why, oh, WHY did I not think of that when I was packing for my trip? I could have packed a cheesecake. Maybe next time.
(Actually, I bet that security would have really wrestled me to the ground if I was packing baked goods… did I [...]
(I’m hanging out at the airport lounge in Kuala Lumpur…had an AWESOME time and I have so much more to post about, but not right now…!)
Instead, I’m going to embed this: