The Cheesecake is Rich

(I’m hanging out at the airport lounge in Kuala Lumpur…had an AWESOME time and I have so much more to post about, but not right now…!) Instead, I’m going to embed this:

I mentioned awhile ago that I now live in a tenatively blue state (WTF?) so I can’t just write in Stephen Colbert when I vote later this month because, really, the state’s definitely going to go red so why not have some fun? Anyway, while I don’t think I can vote for McCain, I wasn’t [...]

I am looking like the Payroll Clerk of the Year compared to whoever made THIS mistake! Thanks, Oklahoma!

so instead, a hysterical link: Dysfunctional Family Form Letter. I was trying to use it to draft a letter to a certain someone’s certain ex-something, but unfortunately some of the options just didn’t apply. Darnit.

So, apparently there’s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a “telephone town hall” with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL – half have been 80 year old ladies calling in [...]

So, I just heard a story on the news where two thugs tried to carjack some poor dude here in Cheesecake (what? did you think my dessert-named city was crime free?). Only one thing stopped them – they didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. Awesome. I just know that the next time I [...]

I’m too lazy right now to pop an Eddie Izzard DVD in the player, so I looked him up on YouTube to show all both of you, my dearest readers, the wonderment that is a man in a dress and eyeshadow performing standup comedy. Eddie is on tour right now – he was in Indy [...]

who is probably NOT hugging his payroll clerk!

Gene and I watched a movie today. It’s called “The Ten” and it’s all humorous sketches about the Ten Commandments. (Yes this really is Elaine’s blog and yes, I’m still an atheist). Anyway – the reason I wanted to watch it was because it starred many of the people from the 1990s sketch comedy show [...]

This is so pathetically hysterical. I hope you enjoy it. I know it’s not cool to link to funny cat pictures, but this is too good.