Happy Birthday to Brandy’s older younger sister, whose birthday was in the past few days. I know it was recently. Whee! And also Happy Late Birthday to Don Henley, who is Older Than My Parents. And will be 60 next year. Holy Moly.
» Read the rest of this entry ...You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader…Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: “There’s nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem.” The Simpsons Personality Test
» Read the rest of this entry ...Your Deadly Sins Greed: 60% Sloth: 60% Wrath: 60% Envy: 40% Gluttony: 40% Lust: 40% Pride: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You? Resort on the moon, eh? And what's up with the 54% chance that [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ..."Batshit crazy" I can't wait to drop that one at work. Loving it.
» Read the rest of this entry ...Julie comments on my last post: “yeah…good luck with a less lazy husband. Whatever you have now is what you will have when you need bedrest. So, save up some money for hired help. =) =) Or just have Don Henley’s child and he can pay for the help. =)” And there you have it. [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...stupidasscoughhasn’tgoneawaycoughcoughcough. BTW, the staff at Morton’s* Steakhouse looks at you funny if you bird-flu cough all the way through a meal. Just sayin’. * Technically, we ate last night at “Moron’s” because the “T” was out on the sign. Of all the letters to let burn out, you think the “T” would be the last [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...it’s easier to log-into the Social Security Administration’s website to check a SOCIAL SECURITY # than it is to log-into the Cheesecake City Public Library’s website to see if my copy of a trashy novel is waiting for me. Seriously. The novel is waiting for me, but I’m sick and home (speaking of novel, try [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...The boy and I just watched part of an episode of Ren and Stimpy. Additionally…so, Scooby is a confirmed liver dog. He doesn’t like crunchy treats like Milk Bones and he doesn’t like peanut butter flavored stuff. We bought a box of dog cookies from Three Dog Bakery, but they were peanut butter flavored. He [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Soooo…the temp who is no longer a temp walks around the office barefoot. :::shudder::: D and I were talking about this the other day when we hit upon the idea of really pissing her off by scattering staples around the department. Well, I didn’t get the chance to try that, but… One of the other [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Gene made exactly two requests for dining for this weekend: 1) Cracker Barrel for breakfast and 2) the Mexican place near my office for lunch, dinner or linner. Today we had breakfast at Cracker Barrel – actually, it was also near my office. Hmm. Anyway, we’re sitting at the table and the wooden thing that [...]
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