So anyway, the (freeeeeaking) W-2s are going to be late by about a week. Argh. I was expecting them today and now I’ll get them “early” next week. I am glad for the delay so I can focus on other stuff at work but I was also looking forward to them going the hell away [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So, it’s that time again! ::big inhale:: “Okay, no, they haven’t gone out yet. Which location did you work for? Okay, what’s your name? Yes, I have your address as 123 Any Street in Cheesecake City. Oh, okay, what’s your new address? All righty, can I get a phone number just in case? Great! Okay, [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...I am basically out of things to say. I am looking toward a future – two futures, actually – and I don’t really know which way to go. I can’t even put together the words to explain what I mean. I can do nothing and maybe things will work out and then maybe things will [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So, this morning I made up a song to sing to the dogs. I am willing to bet the meaning is transparent and possibly universal. Wanna hear it? Here it goes: “I, I, I, don’t want to go to work today! I, I, I, want to sit on my ass and play! I, I, I, [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...If you’re calling your former employer to track down a payroll check, and you get voicemail, do not leave a message where you manage to both ramble in Valley Girl-ese and speak so quickly that they can’t entirely understand your name or your mailing address (“Oh mah God, where’s my paycheck?”). Take your time. Spell [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...someone got here a few days ago by searching for “Payroll Clerk of the Year” FUCK YEAH!!!! That’s me, baby! (heheheh)
» Read the rest of this entry ...is why I do not like to take the day off of work. Don’t get me wrong. I adore not being at work. Mahjobiscrappis, right? But if I take Monday off, it makes Tuesday four times harder to scrape myself out of bed and into an acceptable work attitude (a/k/a Snow White, as D and [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Last Friday Gene and I went to the Cheesecake City General Hospital for some testing in re: Plan B (lack thereof). And… hmm, well. It doesn’t look good. It doesn’t look impossible (yet, points out the little dark part of my head, the part that Googles in its free time). More testing in August, we’ll [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So, yesterday I had to lower everybody’s pay rates. Mine, the Almighty D’s, Gwen’s, Stefania *and* her Toady’s. Everyone. Managers I like, managers I hate. It hurt so bad to do that. I thought I might take a little glee when I lowered our Bonus Controller’s, but no. I folded the report so I could [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...I would like one of the following tomorrow: 1) Massage 2) Appointment with chiropractor 3) A large needle in my spine so I can’t feel anything below my belly button. So, Gwen, my boss, asked me to help her clean out our company’s warehouse. The warehouse is approximately a billion feet by a trillion feet [...]
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