The Cheesecake is Rich

(Alternate Title: Is it February yet?) So, I had a first interview for the out of the blue job I got the call about two weeks ago… And a second interview yesterday. And now I’m sort of patiently waiting for a call or an email or a carrier pigeon or a fax or a smoke [...]

But first, breaking news: I desperately want a donut. Am considering getting up tomorrow AM specifically to go to the grocery story and buy Krispy Kremes (oh, for the luxury of a Krispy Kreme shop nearby!) but am also terrified the grocery story will be closed or out of Krispy Kremes. May have to go [...]

…and we should all be nervous. So, he is playing WordJong (to try and earn my weekly badge). This game is like MahJongg but you have to spell words instead of match animal shapes. “Is Godfart a word?” Scandalized, I reply “NO!” “Are you sure? Godforsaken is a word.” “Okay, it’s two words but still, [...]

So, one of the days I was in KL, laineyd.com hit a new record for highest number of hits in a single day, beating the previous record on July 22 (I remember the date only because it’s Don Henley’s birthday and who can forget that? It’s like how my anniversary is the same as Bastille [...]

and clearly my goal is to be as offensive as possible. (Not really, but I still enjoyed this cartoon). (It is so rare that I get to use the “Snaked Again, Naturally” category).

Here is Easter in the Elaine World: “Gee, I’d sure like to go to…” “AUGH, it’s closed for Easter!” “Oh, I wonder if (something else) is open” “Nope, closed!” I cannot believe that in a country where the mall opens on THANKSGIVING that Easter is still…err…Holy. Even Target’s closed (I think -they were a few [...]

Okay, I haven’t told ANY of you I was going to do this, but here goes. In Cheesecake City, twice a year there are a proliferation of kids consignment sales. Not consignment shops, but actual sales (like garage sales). They are held in church multipurpose rooms, tents at the Lions Club, or the American Legion. [...]

I wonder if I can make a post that references all of my categories… 1) Baby dreaming – Still not pregnant (or trying, of course) 2) Certifiable, undeniable – In therapy, getting quite a bit out of it. Sometimes I take my Wellbutrin, sometimes I don’t. I attribute being able to go to bed at [...]

Here’s the inevitable dull as dishwater post about health: I took a test two weeks ago to test my insulin resistance and my cholesterol level. I failed both tests. I don’t know what the plan is for my cholesterol level but the plan for the insulin thing is to send me to the Cheesecake City [...]

So, being an intrepid girl with an internet connection, I decided to see exactly how someone got my blog by searching for fuck me senseless. First, I am #11 when you search for that. Second, it links to the post about the Christian book about a normal girl who ends up married to a Hollywood [...]