I wonder if I can make a post that references all of my categories…
1) Baby dreaming – Still not pregnant (or trying, of course)
2) Certifiable, undeniable – In therapy, getting quite a bit out of it. Sometimes I take my Wellbutrin, sometimes I don’t. I attribute being able to go to bed at a reasonable [...]
I am going to ban that whiny cover version of Tears for Fears’ Mad World (the Donnie Darko version). Ugh, enough.
» Read the rest of this entry ...Or people who can’t do math. One of those.
But, if I were to mysteriously win…
First, I’d quit my job if I won even $100k. Even after taxes that buys me a few years. But if I won the big bucks…
Second, I would pay off our house.
Third, I would buy Gene a car. Whatever absurd set [...]
yes, I have heard of the baby penguin who was stolen from a zoo in England. How awful. I heard that Toga the penguin’s parents are distraught. I hope that the people who did this are prosecuted if they’re caught. And then I hope they’re extradited to where I live so I can fuck them [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Today is D’s birthday. I took her to lunch at our favorite Mexican restaurant. My boss gave her a bunny figurine meant to hang off bookshelves. She also hugged D. Yuck. So after we finished getting all the nasty germs off D’s arms…
Anyway! Happy Birthday to D!
Happy Birthday to D!
Happy Birthday Dear Deeeeeee!
Happy Birthday to [...]