The Cheesecake is Rich

Gene just laughed at Jon Stewart. Yes really.

So, Gene’s birthday was Monday. I won’t tell you how old he is because then he’d look like a major cradle robber, being married to a 29 year old. I will just tell you he was born during Woodstock. Except not at Woodstock. (:::Pauses to consider Blanche at Woodstock:::  ) (Ha ha ha). Anyway, I [...]

I just had to hunt through 4 different “Favorites” menus in Safari (my web browser of choice) before I could find my link to post in my own blog. In better news, the Great Black and Brown Hunter (a/k/a Betty) killed a rabbit today. And left it behind my chair. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Fortunately, Gene handled disposal. [...]

So, we went to a chili cookoff but didn’t eat chili and spent 3 hours Saturday waiting for the cops (which is why we didn’t get to eat chili). (And how was YOUR weekend?) Anyway. So, we dropped the dogs off and headed out of town to go to a chili cookoff in a small [...]

So, Gene did many sweet things yesterday! 1) He cleaned the guest bathroom! (Since we let the cleaning lady go, the guest bathroom is categorized as His Problem. Perhaps you think that the rest of the house being Largely My Problem makes it out of balance, but I think that this means there is one [...]

1) Gene got me flowers for Valentine’s Day. They’re tulips and are so pretty. Yea! 2) So I ordered a new purse to replace my almost 10 year old brown Coach handbag. I like it so far but it is HUGE. I can fit an entire library book in it. Maybe this will encourage me [...]

and here’s where the weekend in NJ w/ Gene has gone to hell. It is raining officially like a motherfucker in Philly and my flight has been delayed until 4:20. (Here’s hoping the pilot isn’t a stoner). So now I’m stuck in PA and I haven’t even begun my exciting day of flight yet. I [...]

I have a sick, sad lust to buy Gene a Nintendo Wii for his birthday. We were standing in the GamesStop store across the street from our house yesterday and they had 3 of them (I think – they had the boxes and I think that means they had the systems). I don’t particularly want [...]

So, Gene is home (for a little while). He’s been travelling up north a lot lately, including a week and a half (yes, including Memorial Day weekend). He’ll leave again next week but he swears that’ll be it. Unless I want to move to New Jersey. Umm, NO. (Between the crime, the housing prices and [...]

So, while I was at the new chiropractor’s office, guess what Gene did? He went to Gymboree. Yes, really. Everything was 30% off before noon and I had an additional 20% off my entire order coupon (plus now we have Gymbucks because Gymbo knows all about getting you on the comeback). I gave him the [...]