The Cheesecake is Rich

Yes, its time for another serving of Tales of Little LaineyD… 20 years ago, my mom and I went to see Fleetwood Mac perform in Indianapolis. Except for the shoes, I remember every stitch I had on. Before the show we had dinner at the restaurant attached to the venue, where we had the honor [...]

…The president is awful (secret service, I disagree so please do not wrestle me away) …Fox News viewers are obsessed with “cash into gold”, class action lawsuits, erectile dysfunction medications and Rick Perry …which reminds me: in his ad, Rick Perry refers to himself as a ‘do-er’ and every time I see it, I’m convinced [...]

This is good at the start (I love it when Beavis does his “Cornholio” routine) but even better in the last 2 minutes, when the boys comment on an episode of Jersey Shore. Get More: Beavis and Butt-Head, MTV Shows

YTD, of course, as we say in the Big Payroll Biz : Xavier Georgia Tennessee Syracuse Texas Notre Dame Louisville Purdue (!!!!????!?!?!?!) UNLV Vanderbilt Georgetown St. John’s Oh well, as Gene said to me at dinner last night, “It’s a good thing we don’t depend on your earnings as a sports forecaster”.

Watching Gossip Girl (thanks to the internet) motivates me to fold the laundry and make the bed every Sunday evening, but now it’s on a 6 week hiatus (WHY???). Whatever will I do to motivate myself?* Bleh! and I also have finished the Daria and The State DVDs…

So last Saturday we watched the second half of the Best Picture nominees. Well, 4 of them anyway… First up was Winter’s Bone. The heartwarming tale of a poverty stricken daughter searching for her father, a crank “cooker”, I think that this was 2011′s “Precious”. Gene and I both enjoyed it but were not sad [...]

1) Watching the season premiere of Burn Notice. Michael Westen is so bad ass. 2) You know what I want to see (other than a picture of Miley Cyrus post head shave – it’s coming, I can feel it)? A movie with a May-December bromance. I’m thinking Abe Vigoda and Michael Cera in a remake [...]

Sing it with me! “This is my stop! Got to get off! I may go pop! Excuse me…excuse me! I’ve got to beee dirrrrect! If I’m wrong, please correct! You’re standing on my neck!” ~Splendora, “You’re Standing on My Neck” (Daria main theme song) (Why am I the only one singing??) Anyway, so in another [...]

Okay, fine, I’m 33 years old. I’m no longer clinging to the pretense of being 29. That said, I am deeeeeply offended that this week’s episode of Glee referred to U2′s song “One” as ‘classic rock.’ Seriously, guys, I was in high school when that song came out. Hell, I may have been in junior [...]

I guess it’s been awhile since I posted, huh? That said, my birthday weekend w/ Mom feels like it happened months ago. I think that part of why I haven’t written lately is that I am still upset that Kansas lost to Northern Iowa. I mean, Northern Iowa??? That game happened when Mom was in [...]