The Cheesecake is Rich

(Skip if you’re squeamish, this is unbelievably gross). Remember last April when I post that April 2012 was cancelled because my dog killed the Easter Bunny? AIEEEEEEEEE. In other news, guess what happened this morning? I guess this explains why we had such a hard time getting Betty to come in the house, despite the [...]

Tonight, after dinner, I sat in the backyard and relaxed with the dogs. While outside, two things happened: 1) I saw two of my dogs eat something I’ve heard of dogs eating but I’ve never seen MY dogs eat. Eeeeeewwww. 2) A wooly worm landed on my shoulder. Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee. In other important news, Bob Evans [...]

So, I picked up Scooby briefly the other day. Gene thinks that’s how I hurt my back but I disagree. However, what the hell, he’s probably right. I still love picking up my Scooby-Doo, even if he currently smells like a petting zoo. (Rhymes totally unintended)

(Ha ha, punny spelling) Did I tell you that Scooby has scabies? I think I did. He does. Did I tell you that Sadie Pot Pie is heart worm positive? No, because we just visited the vet this morning before work. (What fun, spending every dime I made today before 9 AM). Well, OK, Sadie [...]

I want a puppy for Xmas. What the hell is wrong with me? I finally am in the process of un-breaking Scooby Doo (how the hell did he get scabies? And could I have contracted it from him?) and now I get this yen?? WTF? (Seriously, scabies is the second worst thing ending in -abies [...]

So. Three dogs sure do eat a lot of dog food! Last month, apparently on May 29, I ordered about 6 different kinds of dry dog food. The dog food store that was literally at the front of my neighborhood went out of business (sad), but the puppies gotta eat… (I ordered a variety because, [...]

OMG, Easter 2012 is cancelled and it’s my dog’s fault. So, this morning I was running late due to a early morning headache (fixed by Aleve because I don’t have time for a migraine on a work day) that resulted in sleeping late. I had to rush around to get lunch made (mmm, leftover ham!) [...]

So, you may or may not know this but one of the many ways Gene and I amuse ourselves is having two sided conversations with the dogs.* By which I mean that we have specific voices that are the “Betty” voice and the “Scooby” voice. I haven’t dreamed up a third voice yet, so poor [...]

All 3 of the dogs get a pill every day. Betty gets a fish oil pill to help with her hip (she’s fine, it rarely bothers her, but we’re trying to prevent issues when she gets older). Sadie gets a Bufferin to help thin her blood (it’s a heartworm thing). Scooby gets a “pink” treat, [...]

Usually we call Sadie “Sadie”, “Sadie Pie” or “Sadie Pot Pie” but I think I’m going to call her Scratchy McScratcherton instead. I woke up after 2 hours of sleep (so, at 1:30 am) and got out of bed after being unable to go back to sleep. I wanted to research some stuff on the [...]