Guess what I had for lunch? (Hint: it’s in the post title) Yummmmmmm. (This post would have been a lot funnier if I’d been able to get to IKEA last weekend when it was cloudy, but I digress).
» Read the rest of this entry ...The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She’ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can’t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh. (ah, yes, laineyd.com – vapid as always) ETA: If [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...So, I took White Dog to the Apple Store because the touchpad is squirrely about responding. And, instead of saying “You’re a crackhead, this computer is fine”, they KEPT IT. Argh. The Apple store is a 30-ish minute drive from our house so I will probably not be able to retrieve it until Saturday. Until [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...And watch out, this is TMI… So, I just tried nasal spray for the first time. OMG, that was awesome.
» Read the rest of this entry ...Glad I'm not a banker…
» Read the rest of this entry ...Ten Year Old Divorcee What a terrible thing, marrying off your 10 year old daughter. What a terrible thing, marrying a 10 year old little girl. What a wonderful thing the judge did by granting the little girl a divorce, a way out of the horror that was her “marriage.” Seriously, read the story at [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...Puppy Bowl MVP Holy cow… between this and the beagle being named Best in Show at Westminster last year, I expect that Betty and Scooby are going to pop up with some J-Lo style demands. Scooby will demand I debone his beef ribs and Betty will make me kill mice for her.
» Read the rest of this entry ...My Worst Freaking Nightmare! So, I guess if it could happen to Nobu, the famous sushi restaurant partly owned by Robert DeNiro, it could happen to anyone. I would LOVE to talk to the payroll clerk there – were they paying server OT at 1.5 times server minimum ($2.13 times 1.5 = $3.20) instead of [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...1) I blog at laineyd.com. (I know, Duhhh right?) 2) I just found a problem with around 900 of my employer’s W-2s for 2008. I hope my boss remembers this the next time I forget to do something minor. (I talk about W-2s a lot this time of year, it’s just a weird thing about [...]
» Read the rest of this entry ...It was (probably) true 40 years ago, it was true in ’93 and it was true on Tuesday. Well, I can hope so anyway I hope all is well with all of you.
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