{"id":1009,"date":"2008-03-12T18:27:27","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T23:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2008-03-12T18:27:27","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T23:27:27","slug":"slacker-slacking-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1009","title":{"rendered":"Slacker, slacking off&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I played hooky from work today. It was wonderful, like a little mini vacation that I didn&#8217;t have to actually go anywhere to enjoy. Gene worked a little, but once I sent an email to Gwen telling her how to print a paycheck, I was finished for the day. Gene and I went to the gym (oops, but the yoga class was full&#8230;oops!), to lunch, to Best Buy and to some freaky new ice cream place (technically, Gene went while I was getting the stare-down at Ulta, a store I liken to Sephora without the charm).<\/p>\n<p>And then I <strike>lay (laid?) <\/strike>relaxed on the swing on the back patio and read most of the March issue of Vanity Fair. (I no longer subscribe &#8211; eeh, so many words &#8211; but the cover was promising). And now it is after 7 pm and it&#8217;s still light outside and this fills me with joy.<\/p>\n<p>Gene and I had our usual conversation about me leaving the land o&#8217; Stefania, Gwen and D (no fear, D, trust me. No fear). His rule is that I have to either make more money or be happier with my occupational choice. I really am glad to work with Gwen again, but I&#8217;ve worked there since October 2000 and I&#8217;m ready for a change.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m trying to dream up an occupation where I&#8217;d make more money or feel happier about work. (And yes, I guess there is a third option but let&#8217;s not talk about Plan B, OK?). Apparently hooker for the governor of New York is out. I have some real ideas, so we&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I played hooky from work today. It was wonderful, like a little mini vacation that I didn&#8217;t have to actually go anywhere to enjoy. Gene worked a little, but once I sent an email to Gwen telling her how to print a paycheck, I was finished for the day. Gene and I went to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-mahjobiscrappis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}