{"id":1014,"date":"2008-03-21T08:24:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T13:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2008-03-21T08:24:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T13:24:09","slug":"white-dog-is-kicking-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":"White dog is kicking my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm. So far, I am loving the new computer. But seriously, it is kicking my ass. Or at least, Safari (the Apple web browser) is. Friends of ours have IE on their Mac (or do you call them Apples?), so it&#8217;s not like there&#8217;s any shame.\u00a0And I can&#8217;t figure out how to get spaces between paragraphs here. Am I supposed to learn HTML now??\u00a0And what about all the icons at the bottom of my screen? How do I get rid of those? (I think this is the downside to upgrading from a really, really big screen laptop).\u00a0Really, though, I like the laptop. It&#8217;s so very compact!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm. So far, I am loving the new computer. But seriously, it is kicking my ass. Or at least, Safari (the Apple web browser) is. Friends of ours have IE on their Mac (or do you call them Apples?), so it&#8217;s not like there&#8217;s any shame.\u00a0And I can&#8217;t figure out how to get spaces between&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}