{"id":1025,"date":"2008-03-31T19:05:01","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2008-03-31T19:05:01","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T00:05:01","slug":"stayin-put","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1025","title":{"rendered":"Stayin&#8217; Put"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as I predicted, Gene, the dogs and I are staying put in Cheesecake City. No NoVa for us! I am secretly relieved, by the way (maybe not sooo secret now that the internet knows). I love visiting up there but I am nowhere near cool enough. I want to be cool enough, but I&#8217;m not and that&#8217;s OK for now.<\/p>\n<p>Appropos to nothing, I saw Dr. Hottie this morning and pranced out with not one but three different prescriptions PLUS they are supposed to call me to do a sleep study to see if there&#8217;s a good reason I don&#8217;t sleep well (Gene suspects restless leg syndrome since apparently I jitterbug in my sleep). Better living through science!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as I predicted, Gene, the dogs and I are staying put in Cheesecake City. No NoVa for us! I am secretly relieved, by the way (maybe not sooo secret now that the internet knows). I love visiting up there but I am nowhere near cool enough. I want to be cool enough, but I&#8217;m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}