{"id":1034,"date":"2008-04-12T21:46:42","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T02:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2008-04-12T21:46:42","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T02:46:42","slug":"well-bad-news-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1034","title":{"rendered":"Well, bad news, kids&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have lost Firefox (a web browser), so you know what that means! No hard returns! (How did I lose an entire program? it was there before I rebooted after an upgrade to iTunes or something, UGH). All in all, though, it&#8217;s OK because I don&#8217;t have anything interesting to say today. I was going to write a post about things I am glad about because lately I&#8217;ve just posted stuff about the new computer and work, but without the Glory of Hard Returns, I just can&#8217;t do it. So instead I&#8217;m going to go write something in iWork Pages instead. Despite my earlier promise, I still haven&#8217;t purchased it (::thumbs nose in general direction of Cupertino, CA, the home of Apple::), but I will, at least in the next 15 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have lost Firefox (a web browser), so you know what that means! No hard returns! (How did I lose an entire program? it was there before I rebooted after an upgrade to iTunes or something, UGH). All in all, though, it&#8217;s OK because I don&#8217;t have anything interesting to say today. I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}