{"id":1047,"date":"2008-05-09T11:05:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T18:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2008-05-09T11:05:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-09T18:05:19","slug":"whitedogs-big-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"Whitedog’s big vacation…"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I’m sitting here at Cheesecake City International Airport n’ Bait Shop (motto: Now with more Starbucks!), once again lovin’ the free wi-fi. I’m supposed to do something of value, but I really only have eyes for my two square inches of the internet, so, there you go.<\/p>\n

My flight leaves in (oh geez) two more hours so I have a lot of time to kill. So, I will tell you a story… on my way to the airport, I realized I left my earphones for the iPod somewhere (probably at the house), so I stopped at Best Buy to pick up a new pair.<\/p>\n

Well. For all that I claim to be 29, there’s a part of me that’s really 79 years old because I took one look at the display and grabbed a salesgirl to ask her where the real headphones were. I don’t want the creepy behind the head kind, I don’t want the enormous kind, and I sure do not want the icky shove in your eardrum kind (I have petite ears and nothing fits in there). I want headphones like the kind that came with the gramaphone<\/span> Walkman my parents gave me for my 12th birthday.<\/p>\n

All’s well that ends well – and cheap, too. Being an iPod anomaly has its benefits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I’m sitting here at Cheesecake City International Airport n’ Bait Shop (motto: Now with more Starbucks!), once again lovin’ the free wi-fi. I’m supposed to do something of value, but I really only have eyes for my two square inches of the internet, so, there you go. My flight leaves in (oh geez) two…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading-writing-listening-to"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}