{"id":1048,"date":"2008-05-11T05:26:25","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T12:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2008-05-11T05:26:25","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T12:26:25","slug":"a-reason-i-love-my-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"A reason I love my mother&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Thursday I realized I had to call my mother and tell her some baaaad news.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Mom, is it OK if your mothers day present is late?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mom: &#8220;Sure! You know how much I hate that stuff!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mother is almost like a tomboy in her dislike of girly crap. She is known to hate the following: baby showers, bridal showers, any occasion where a Hallmark card is involved, candle parties, basket parties, Pampered Chef parties, childrens birthday parties and the Republican Party.<\/p>\n<p>(Whew &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t entirely sure how to end that sentence).<\/p>\n<p>Which is why it makes sense that I dislike <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">most<\/span> all of that as well.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day, Mom!<\/p>\n<p>Love<\/p>\n<p>ELAINE (your firstborn)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Thursday I realized I had to call my mother and tell her some baaaad news. Me: &#8220;Mom, is it OK if your mothers day present is late?&#8221; Mom: &#8220;Sure! You know how much I hate that stuff!&#8221; My mother is almost like a tomboy in her dislike of girly crap. She is known to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}