{"id":1052,"date":"2008-05-22T16:35:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T23:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2008-05-22T16:35:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T23:35:58","slug":"im-no-longer-not-really-a-waitress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"I’m no longer not really a waitress…"},"content":{"rendered":"

(This midday post brought to you by wi-fi I “liberated” from the sushi bar near the office. Note to self: get take out sushi from generous sushi bar while Gene is out of town)<\/p>\n

So. I am a creature of habit. I dislike change. You know what I do like? Yes! Sexy red toenails. Preferably my beloved OPI I’m Not Really a Waitress<\/a>. I don’t know how long I’ve had this color, but I would say it’s been a continuous 3 or 4 years. Last weekend, I was long long looong overdue for a pedicure (eecch) and no place had available appointments except the fancy salon across from the house.<\/p>\n

But – cue dramatic music – they don’t use OPI for some bogus “We only use organic products!” reason…um, hi, no one in nature has painted toenails, why get all tree huggy about it?<\/p>\n

So, my options were either no pedicure or no Waitress. Ugh. I considered buying a pot of it to take with me and I think we all know I am not coordinated enough to do my own toes. I decided to vote to go without my beloved Waitress and I swear I feel naked, even though I did pick the closest color they had.<\/p>\n

I hope my toes are ready for sandals at work tomorrow!<\/p>\n

Let’s file this under “Problems only Elaine has”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(This midday post brought to you by wi-fi I “liberated” from the sushi bar near the office. Note to self: get take out sushi from generous sushi bar while Gene is out of town) So. I am a creature of habit. I dislike change. You know what I do like? Yes! Sexy red toenails. Preferably…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}