{"id":1064,"date":"2008-06-10T16:51:28","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T23:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1064"},"modified":"2008-06-10T16:51:28","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T23:51:28","slug":"the-clomid-pony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1064","title":{"rendered":"The Clomid Pony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I mentioned, we are trying another cycle of Clomid. Dr. P called in 100 mg of it (up from 50, which I am weirdly pleased about). The way Clomid works is, you take it for 5 days in your cycle (either from day 3 through day 7 or from day 5 through day 9 &#8211; day 1 is the first day of your period, btw). Then you do your best to errrm, well, you know. Bow-chicka-boom-boom.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. Seven days from the day you ovulate, you give a big scary vial of blood and they figure out how much progesterone you have this cycle (the higher the #, the better your chances were &#8211; talk about 20\/20 wisdom!). The funny thing to me is that Dr. P is really picky about just assuming that I ovulate on day 14 and, while it&#8217;s a good average, it&#8217;s not a definite for most women. I tried telling his nurse that I tend to ovulate earlier than that and it pretty much blew her mind. So, Day 21 it is!<\/p>\n<p>Today is that day. Typically I see Dr. P after giving blood but he couldn&#8217;t fit me in so I am seeing him Friday. (Tomorrow and Thursday are payroll days so who the hell has time for obstetrics or gynecology? There is minimum wage to obsess over!)<\/p>\n<p>So, if today is Day 21, then next week is Day 28, the traditional ending of the cycle. And maybe I&#8217;ll have good news. (D and I were comparing period notes today and I told her that I have somewhere between 1 and 40+ weeks to go).<\/p>\n<p>(Cue crazy part of this post)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dear My Body: Pleeeeeeease let this be my month. I know that I&#8217;m pretty much the poster child for Best Laid Plans screwing me, but really. I&#8217;ll be with my entire family in July and I would REALLY like something awesome to tell them even if it&#8217;s before 12 weeks. So, how about it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, as I mentioned, we are trying another cycle of Clomid. Dr. P called in 100 mg of it (up from 50, which I am weirdly pleased about). The way Clomid works is, you take it for 5 days in your cycle (either from day 3 through day 7 or from day 5 through day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}