(Okay, a really BIG nutshell – like I can ever be short winded about ANYTHING?)<\/p>\n
So I was in a panic about an hour ago because I am down to only 5 home pregnancy tests in my arsenal. Target didn’t close until 9, so :: phew :: up to 8 tests again. I really wish they had more of the clearenced Target brand tests because those were soooo cheap last year.<\/p>\n
You know, you really only need ONE. It’s just making sure it’s right one (i.e., one that says “Hell yeah!”)<\/p>\n
The Clomid Pony has officially done a number on me. (We can’t blame buying more tests on it, though). So far today I nearly cried leaving Target (Clomid had me feeling all “woe is me” just because someone’s exwife has been pregnant THREE TIMES and, well you know…), I totally burst into tears in the first 10 minutes of the Sex & the City movie (which, weeping aside was so so so good), and I’m pretty sure I literally gave God the finger on my way out of the mini mart, where I went to look for Hostess cupcakes.<\/p>\n
That last one was wrong in so many ways, the least of which is the lack of Hostess cupcakes (not even the Mexican off brand!).<\/p>\n
Anyway – did I tell you this? – the results on Friday were actually good. My progesterone was good and high, suggesting that I probably did ovulate (which is good to know since I would have done that a WEEK AGO) and I probably escaped this cycle of Clomid cyst-free (echhh, but, woot!). I saw the midwife, not Dr. P (which is fine with me – here I go tempting fate again – because if I manage to get pregnant and have a low risk pregnancy I totally want her to deliver Plan B).<\/p>\n
The midwife gave me the Stupidest Advice Ever: “Don’t test until Day 32!” (Seriously?? I have an arsenal and she thinks I’m going to wait another WEEK?)<\/p>\n
RIGHT. As if, lady. I made it as far as yesterday (two tests) and so far nothin’.<\/p>\n
But I guess that explains why I had to go to Target.<\/p>\n
Stupid Clomid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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