{"id":1070,"date":"2008-06-19T10:35:08","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T17:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2008-06-19T10:35:08","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T17:35:08","slug":"and-todays-sponsor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1070","title":{"rendered":"and today&#8217;s sponsor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>of &#8220;Elaine Lunchtime WiFi&#8221; is the Staples a few miles from the office.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Staples!!<\/p>\n<p>All is OK in Cheesecake City although yesterday&#8217;s 3 hour long payroll meeting was a real PITA while cramping like a mofo. I tell you &#8211; men, look away! &#8211; there is no period like a Clomid period. Then again, maybe I was just missing out all those years I was gloating and apparently not ovulating.<\/p>\n<p>Gene returns home tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of &#8220;Elaine Lunchtime WiFi&#8221; is the Staples a few miles from the office. Thank you Staples!! All is OK in Cheesecake City although yesterday&#8217;s 3 hour long payroll meeting was a real PITA while cramping like a mofo. I tell you &#8211; men, look away! &#8211; there is no period like a Clomid period. Then&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}