{"id":1075,"date":"2008-06-25T16:50:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T23:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2008-06-25T16:50:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T23:50:31","slug":"cheap-entertainment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"Cheap Entertainment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently there&#8217;s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a &#8220;telephone town hall&#8221; with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL &#8211; half have been 80 year old ladies calling in to vent about illegal immigrants receiving welfare. The last caller is NOT a fan of this Congresswoman and spent his question talking about how much he hates her.<\/p>\n<p>Well, you know what this tells us &#8211; clearly the Congresswoman doesn&#8217;t have some campaign flunky screening her calls. And you know what&#8217;s going on now&#8230; we&#8217;re in the queue to ask a question. I&#8217;ve already talked Gene into and then out of just shouting (Howard Stern-style) &#8220;Baba Bouey&#8221;. I thought the next plan was to ask her something like, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m new to the country, how do I get some welfare?&#8221; but apparently Gene is really going to ask her thoughts on the Fair Tax.<\/p>\n<p>No matter what, there are a LOT of ignorant people in Cheesecake State. Some of them vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently there&#8217;s an election coming up. I know this because we got a call in the midway of a &#8220;telephone town hall&#8221; with someone running for Congress (?). We all have the chance to ask her questions. The questions have so far been HYSTERICAL &#8211; half have been 80 year old ladies calling in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ha","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}