{"id":1076,"date":"2008-06-26T11:00:05","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T18:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2008-06-26T11:00:05","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T18:00:05","slug":"can-i-tell-you-something-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1076","title":{"rendered":"Can I tell you something, internet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my Mac. I love that I can have two documents open at the same time and can scroll through either one, even the non-&#8220;dominant&#8221; one. Love it. I love that my mouse was a pain in the ass and all it took was 20 minutes at the Genius Bar for me to walk out with a brand spanking new mouse &#8211; yes, for free (hell, the damn thing was 2 months old &#8211; I either wanted a new mouse or my money!). Wowsers.<\/p>\n<p>Love it so much that I almost kinda sorta wish that I&#8217;d bought the MacBook Air instead. (Damn you Jon Stewart for having one on the anchor desk on the Daily Show!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my Mac. I love that I can have two documents open at the same time and can scroll through either one, even the non-&#8220;dominant&#8221; one. Love it. I love that my mouse was a pain in the ass and all it took was 20 minutes at the Genius Bar for me to walk&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerds-ahoy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}