{"id":1077,"date":"2008-06-26T11:05:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T18:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1077"},"modified":"2008-06-26T11:05:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T18:05:54","slug":"living-in-a-political-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1077","title":{"rendered":"Living in a political world…"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene.<\/p>\n

“Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.”<\/p>\n

“Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!”<\/p>\n

“Watch out, he might win that one.”<\/p>\n

“So?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t think he wants to be Cheesecake City Dogcatcher!”<\/p>\n

“Maybe, but then he’ll have to come here to meet the loony voter(s) who voted him in as dogcatcher and then I can get him to autograph my Stephen Colbert Doritos<\/a>.”*<\/p>\n

(*not likely because I tend to eat the Doritos and then huff the yummy leftover cheese dust)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, after our chat with Congresswoman Whatsherface last night, I told Gene I was going to write in Stephen Colbert for Congress instead of voting for Ms. Whatsherface. “Can I do that?” I asked Gene. “Yeah, you can probably write in anyone for any office.” “Awesome! Stephen Colbert for Dogcatcher!” “Watch out, he might win…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}