{"id":1078,"date":"2008-06-28T04:15:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-28T11:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2008-06-28T04:15:34","modified_gmt":"2008-06-28T11:15:34","slug":"the-birds-pt-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1078","title":{"rendered":"The Birds, pt III"},"content":{"rendered":"

The nest is back.<\/p>\n

Luckily, I have made knocking it off our light fixture “man’s work” so Gene is right now taking care of that problem. I told him, literally “When Betty shows up in the dining room with a dead bird, you’re on dead bird duty!”<\/p>\n

In other animal news, I think this<\/a> may be the stupidest thing on the Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The nest is back. Luckily, I have made knocking it off our light fixture “man’s work” so Gene is right now taking care of that problem. I told him, literally “When Betty shows up in the dining room with a dead bird, you’re on dead bird duty!” In other animal news, I think this may…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}