{"id":1082,"date":"2008-07-07T18:45:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T01:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1082"},"modified":"2008-07-07T18:45:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T01:45:34","slug":"alive-dead-or-canadian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1082","title":{"rendered":"Alive, Dead or Canadian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, while I was on vacation in exotic Indianapolis, I saw in the headlines that Larry Hagman died.<\/p>\n<p>But then I never saw the headline again.<\/p>\n<p>Gee, I thought to myself. That&#8217;s rough &#8211; I know that Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown died, too, but Larry Hagman was JR on Dallas. Poor dude. A clown dying is bigger news?<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/nphotos\/Longtime-Bozo-Clown-Larry-Harmon-dies-83\/ss\/events\/en\/070308bozoclownobit;_ylt=AtLV6yh2G1ve4CYHdVxNY6VxFb8C\" target=\"_blank\">Ooops.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And additionally, <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001306\/\" target=\"_blank\">OOPS<\/a>. Sorry, man. In my defense, I bet I wasn&#8217;t the only one who thought the same thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, while I was on vacation in exotic Indianapolis, I saw in the headlines that Larry Hagman died. But then I never saw the headline again. Gee, I thought to myself. That&#8217;s rough &#8211; I know that Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown died, too, but Larry Hagman was JR on Dallas. Poor dude. A&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}