{"id":1115,"date":"2008-07-30T16:46:59","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T23:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2008-07-30T16:46:59","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T23:46:59","slug":"vacation-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1115","title":{"rendered":"Vacation Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WAH.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody is on vacation and I&#8217;m not. Or else they&#8217;re TALKING about the vacation they have booked. I want a real vacation, where we pack up and go somewhere and DON&#8217;T spend it with either of our families. (Sorry, Mom. I love you but there are no drinks of the day in Indianapolis). (And don&#8217;t get me started on Ohio &#8211; I love all 4 of my inlaws, but the Fun Ship to Columbus sailed when Blanche died). I want a BEACH. And ROOM SERVICE. And to not have to deal with ANYONE not offering me, for instance, a refill on my pina colada.<\/p>\n<p>Grrrr.<\/p>\n<p>(I also have my raging annual case of Convertible Envy, exacerbated by the huge # of convertible Mini Coopers I saw while I was up north last weekend).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WAH. Everybody is on vacation and I&#8217;m not. Or else they&#8217;re TALKING about the vacation they have booked. I want a real vacation, where we pack up and go somewhere and DON&#8217;T spend it with either of our families. (Sorry, Mom. I love you but there are no drinks of the day in Indianapolis). (And&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}