{"id":1132,"date":"2008-08-10T16:31:21","date_gmt":"2008-08-10T23:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1132"},"modified":"2008-08-10T16:31:21","modified_gmt":"2008-08-10T23:31:21","slug":"fuuuuuuuckity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1132","title":{"rendered":"Fuuuuuuuckity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we got into a very minor car accident today. We&#8217;re fine. Some dumb fuck was on his cell phone (I wasn&#8217;t driving but this is what I think transpired) and rear ended us when we slowed down to turn right. Dammit. He ruined my yummy planned lunch at Red Robin.<\/p>\n<p>I think the car needs a new bumper or something. Grrr. Car was perfect. Had not had so much as a speeding ticket. Hadn&#8217;t even nicked another car at the mall. Perfect record, blemished. And I am PISSSSSSSED.<\/p>\n<p>(On the bright side, apparently 10 cars were broken into at the nearby PF Chang&#8217;s, so it could definitely be worse).<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s really upsetting is that car accidents give me instant anxiety when I&#8217;m in a car. So now I have months of THAT to look forward to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we got into a very minor car accident today. We&#8217;re fine. Some dumb fuck was on his cell phone (I wasn&#8217;t driving but this is what I think transpired) and rear ended us when we slowed down to turn right. Dammit. He ruined my yummy planned lunch at Red Robin. I think the car&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}