{"id":1181,"date":"2008-09-05T20:52:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T03:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2008-09-05T20:52:48","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T03:52:48","slug":"xmas-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1181","title":{"rendered":"Xmas &#8217;08"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(yes, already)<\/p>\n<p>How about we call off Xmas this year for lack of <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">babies<\/span> interest? I have purchased one present so far but it can hold until his birthday rolls around. Gene revealed to me that he wants a gun for Xmas &#8211; and no, not a Red Ryder BB gun either. Nothing says Christmas spirit (yes, even to an atheist) than weapons as presents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(yes, already) How about we call off Xmas this year for lack of babies interest? I have purchased one present so far but it can hold until his birthday rolls around. Gene revealed to me that he wants a gun for Xmas &#8211; and no, not a Red Ryder BB gun either. Nothing says Christmas&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}