{"id":1206,"date":"2008-09-21T20:30:46","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T03:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1206"},"modified":"2008-09-21T20:30:46","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T03:30:46","slug":"skeeball-wizard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1206","title":{"rendered":"Skeeball Wizard&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I went to the outlet mall, with the Dave &amp; Busters (where we went for my bachelorette party) and played skeeball. I&#8217;d purchased a card months ago with the intent to go to D&amp;B every weekend Gene is out of town. That card still has points on it, all these months later. So anyway, I&#8217;m playing along, happy as a clam (well, happy enough &#8211; if my lane is supposed to have 9 balls, why did somewhere between 11-14 keep coming down the shute when I&#8217;d start a new game?) when I finish a game where I&#8217;d scored 500,000 points.<\/p>\n<p>And that was the score to reach this afternoon to win the &#8220;jackpot&#8221; tickets (206 tickets). So, the screen says JACKPOT and the ticket spitter just keeps spitting out tickets. I&#8217;m staring at them quizzically, head tilted like Betty&#8217;s, waiting for them to stop. A kid, maybe 8 years old, walks over. &#8220;Hey, did you win those?&#8221; he asks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep!&#8221; I reply. &#8220;Would you like them?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He (of course!) says &#8220;Sure!&#8221; so I hand them all over to him and he thanks me, and then I walk out of Dave &amp; Busters hoping I have once again scored enough good Karma to make it through another week. I always give the tickets to some kid at D&amp;B because it&#8217;s admittedly absurd that a 31 year old would go there just to play Skeeball. And I always walk out hoping that because I&#8217;ve done something good, something good will be done to me.<\/p>\n<p>(And then I got a caramel peanut apple. Yum. Okay, and then I tried on a ton of cute shirts with inexplicably tiny sleeves at Ann Taylor Loft &#8211; DUMB plan, but probably related to too many caramel apples&#8230;ya think?).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I went to the outlet mall, with the Dave &amp; Busters (where we went for my bachelorette party) and played skeeball. I&#8217;d purchased a card months ago with the intent to go to D&amp;B every weekend Gene is out of town. That card still has points on it, all these months later. So anyway,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}