{"id":1210,"date":"2008-09-24T16:38:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T23:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2008-09-24T16:38:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T23:38:26","slug":"so-then-why-is-it-called-a-laptop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1210","title":{"rendered":"So then why is it called a LAPtop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my laptop is on my lap, the fan runs about 5000 rpm (I assume it&#8217;s per minute).<\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s on the plastic tray and THEN on my lap, the fan runs about 3500 rpm.<\/p>\n<p>What does it mean when your laptop can&#8217;t handle being on your lap? Oy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my laptop is on my lap, the fan runs about 5000 rpm (I assume it&#8217;s per minute). When it&#8217;s on the plastic tray and THEN on my lap, the fan runs about 3500 rpm. What does it mean when your laptop can&#8217;t handle being on your lap? Oy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}