{"id":1238,"date":"2008-10-19T08:33:05","date_gmt":"2008-10-19T15:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2008-10-19T08:33:05","modified_gmt":"2008-10-19T15:33:05","slug":"i-am-a-freaking-loon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"I am a freaking loon&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I got the American Girls catalog (goodness knows why) and it turns out that they are retiring the &#8220;Samantha&#8221; doll. Samantha is the doll whose clothes and books were all Victorian-era. I positively coveted that doll when I was 10-12 years old (before we moved to the house my parents live in). For whatever reason, Samantha is the one and only present I can think of that my Grandma never bought me. (She was probably being smart &#8211; I was getting to the end of the years where a girl plays with dolls and these things were a huge investment, even in the late 1980s).<\/p>\n<p>Ugh. And now they are retiring her. A little bit of me is panicking &#8211; what if I ever have a daughter? And part of it is that thing where parents always want their children to have the things they never did (the same reason why if I had a daughter I&#8217;d want her to take dance classes and be a cheerleader and NO I am not kidding shut UP).<\/p>\n<p>Soooo, yeah. I am beginning to think it is time to cancel the credit cards and suspend my PayPal account because this is a recipe for disaster.<\/p>\n<p>(edited to add: Looked on eBay. Crisis averted. Geez Louise&#8230;I have a better chance of actually having a daughter than getting the right doll at a decent price!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got the American Girls catalog (goodness knows why) and it turns out that they are retiring the &#8220;Samantha&#8221; doll. Samantha is the doll whose clothes and books were all Victorian-era. I positively coveted that doll when I was 10-12 years old (before we moved to the house my parents live in). For whatever&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming","category-certifiable-undeniable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}