{"id":1358,"date":"2008-12-28T03:46:37","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T04:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2008-12-28T03:46:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T04:46:37","slug":"xmas-will-be-magic-again-not-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1358","title":{"rendered":"Xmas will be magic again? Not this year!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a lovely holiday, thanks. Hope you did too. Had a caffeine headache Xmas afternoon, went to the gas station for diet soda. Walked out of there like a wino &#8211; a two liter to get me through the day and a fountain Coke just for the drive home. LOL. (Diet Coke, not effective &#8211; generic Flexeril, very effective). Still yakked, missed Xmas dinner, never even made the damned casserole.<\/p>\n<p>There is something horribly wrong about a holiday where I have to work the day before and the day after. It&#8217;s times like this that I miss college, with its two weeks off for Xmas.<\/p>\n<p>Well, on to New Year&#8217;s. (woooo!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a lovely holiday, thanks. Hope you did too. Had a caffeine headache Xmas afternoon, went to the gas station for diet soda. Walked out of there like a wino &#8211; a two liter to get me through the day and a fountain Coke just for the drive home. LOL. (Diet Coke, not effective &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}