Not a lot new to report. Last night, I think I actually Christmas shopped. I don’t want to say what I bought or where because it’ll spoil the surprise for most of my readers. Let’s just say that I hope you like it \ud83d\ude42 I still need to shop for bosses past and current (that totals 3, BTW, or maybe 4 if one includes **** ******– where does one get coal?), co-workers (gift that’s nice but not expensive and hopefully easy to assemble), Grandma.<\/p>\n
No, nothing new on the baby front. I’ve had some ask me why don’t I just go ahead and start the baby makin’ process. Well, the reasoning behind the 2 year figure is this: I think it’ll take until AT LEAST July to pay off our plastic. Then, we need a minimum of one new car (the Taurus will be 9 years old by then and frankly, I’m not sure what’s kept it alive so long), so we need to save for a downpayment. If I start talking babies too early, Gene will start panicking and screeching about “All I’ll ever drive is a USED CAMRY”, like I’ve sentenced him to wearing mu-mus and carrying a horribly unflattering diaper bag.<\/p>\n
Ya know, I’d like a Used Camry. Where do I sign up for one, princess?<\/p>\n
If I get to talking about this any more, I’ll go into a psycho bitch tantrum, and frankly, I need to be out the door in 4 minutes. And I’m still in bathrobe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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