{"id":1372,"date":"2009-01-04T23:17:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T00:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1372"},"modified":"2009-01-04T23:17:52","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T00:17:52","slug":"if-im-extra-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1372","title":{"rendered":"If I&#8217;m extra good&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think maybe we can get six inches of snow in Cheesecake City to fall between now and 8:30 tomorrow morning, when I am supposed to leave for work?<\/p>\n<p>(Damn, it&#8217;s 59 degrees outside&#8230; fat chance of a rogue blizzard).<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, it&#8217;s supposed to snow NEXT Monday, so maybe something good will happen then. (Oh wait, that&#8217;s a Monday that I can&#8217;t miss work&#8230; damn).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you think maybe we can get six inches of snow in Cheesecake City to fall between now and 8:30 tomorrow morning, when I am supposed to leave for work? (Damn, it&#8217;s 59 degrees outside&#8230; fat chance of a rogue blizzard). On the bright side, it&#8217;s supposed to snow NEXT Monday, so maybe something good&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}