{"id":1444,"date":"2009-02-04T02:45:22","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T03:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2009-02-04T02:45:22","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T03:45:22","slug":"in-funnier-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"In funnier news&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the dogs, especially Betty, hate it when I sing. I was watching YouTube videos last night and singing along to U2&#8217;s song &#8220;Stay&#8221; when I noticed that Betty wouldn&#8217;t stop groaning (&#8220;MOM, STOP IT!&#8221;&#8230;freaking dog). Okay okay, I can&#8217;t hit the notes Bono can but seriously who does Betty think she is?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the dogs, especially Betty, hate it when I sing. I was watching YouTube videos last night and singing along to U2&#8217;s song &#8220;Stay&#8221; when I noticed that Betty wouldn&#8217;t stop groaning (&#8220;MOM, STOP IT!&#8221;&#8230;freaking dog). Okay okay, I can&#8217;t hit the notes Bono can but seriously who does Betty think she is?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}