{"id":147,"date":"2004-12-24T09:25:03","date_gmt":"2004-12-24T09:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2004\/12\/24\/merry-xmas\/"},"modified":"2004-12-24T09:25:03","modified_gmt":"2004-12-24T09:25:03","slug":"merry-xmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Merry Xmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I may not have the time or inclination to post on Xmas Day itself, so here goes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Happy Birthday to my Mommy, whose birthday was 12\/23. Yes, I did call her on her actual birthday. We sent her a Lowes Home Improvement gift card, a t-shirt from the International Spy Museum that says &#8220;I went searching for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all I found was this Lousy T-Shirt&#8221; and two cards: a nice one and one with President Bush on the front. She thanked Gene for the kindling.<\/p>\n<p>Secret Santa finale was yesterday. I received all manner of girly stuff that led me to proclaim (loudly) &#8220;Ooh, Santa knows I&#8217;m a princess!&#8221;, including a candle, some lotions\/foot scrub\/body spray and two new ornaments for the tree. Secret Santa gave the frigging motherlode: note pads (2), post it notes in the shape of her first initial, lotions, etc. Our controller looked at all the girly stuff and said &#8220;Oh, more crap for the shower.&#8221; He was the only man playing this year and I&#8217;m glad he did. His final gift was a bottle of Chivas.<\/p>\n<p>Before I left the office yesterday (at only 4 pm, after they dismissed us at 3&#8230;oh, well) I thanked this same man for everything he&#8217;s done for me, and thank you for whomever decided to return my pay to its previous level. He says that was decided by the HR Director.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also decided I&#8217;m uncomfortable with non-pals crying in the office. Over the past few days I&#8217;ve heard both our AA and HR director cry in the office and I just&#8230;hate&#8230;it. I think it&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t know my role when it happens ; when my buddy D cries at the office (rarely) I know what to do because she&#8217;s my friend, but when my former boss cries, now what??<\/p>\n<p>But now, in the spirit of the season, I leave you with this: <a href=\"http:\/\/advision.webevents.yahoo.com\/scp\/viewer\/index_new.php?client_id=1172&amp;event_id=14927\">Xmas Card<\/a>. (Or else go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jibjab.com\">www.jibjab.com<\/a> and select the Santa Claus cartoon).<\/p>\n<p>Merry Xmas and a Happy Festivus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I may not have the time or inclination to post on Xmas Day itself, so here goes&#8230; Oh, and Happy Birthday to my Mommy, whose birthday was 12\/23. Yes, I did call her on her actual birthday. We sent her a Lowes Home Improvement gift card, a t-shirt from the International Spy Museum that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}