{"id":1485,"date":"2009-02-23T23:03:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T00:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2009-02-23T23:03:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T00:03:16","slug":"stupidest-blog-post-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1485","title":{"rendered":"Stupidest blog post of the year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She&#8217;ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can&#8217;t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh.<\/p>\n<p>(ah, yes, laineyd.com &#8211; vapid as always)<\/p>\n<p><em>ETA: If I hide the phone in the freezer will that break it?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dogsitter left her cell phone on my kitchen counter. She&#8217;ll pick it up tomorrow but until then it beeps approximately every 2 minutes. I am close to going spacefuck crazy listening to this. I can&#8217;t imagine how the dogs made it through 3 hours. Argh. (ah, yes, laineyd.com &#8211; vapid as always) ETA: If&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}