{"id":1514,"date":"2009-03-07T11:47:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T12:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1514"},"modified":"2009-03-07T11:47:21","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T12:47:21","slug":"spring-has-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1514","title":{"rendered":"Spring has arrived&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think spring is here&#8230; the birds are chirping, the weather is going to be 70+ degrees this weekend, and the mice are back.<\/p>\n<p>That is, the dead mice.<\/p>\n<p>In my house.<\/p>\n<p>(AHHHHHH!!!!)<\/p>\n<p>I emailed Gene about it last night: &#8220;Please advise where you would like FedEx sent containing Betty and 1 dead mouse&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He called &#8211; not emailed, CALLED &#8211; to say &#8220;You aren&#8217;t FedExing my dog&#8230;&#8221; LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think spring is here&#8230; the birds are chirping, the weather is going to be 70+ degrees this weekend, and the mice are back. That is, the dead mice. In my house. (AHHHHHH!!!!) I emailed Gene about it last night: &#8220;Please advise where you would like FedEx sent containing Betty and 1 dead mouse&#8221; He&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}